Totaly random but...

OK guys, I need yalls opinion. I was trying to get up into the goose neck of my trailer, when I almost fell to my death. I'm not kidding. I almost cracked my head open on the bar that was les than an inch from my face. But at the moment my boots were really muddy, and I accidentaly got mud on the carpet that lines the wall that is under the goosneck. My mothe then comes in and yells at me for getting mud on the wall. Is there something wrong with that, or am I just crazy.